Why the f*ck is that?

Have you ever noticed that complements always seem to mean so much more when said with an explicative? Whenever something says something nice about me I always seem to doubt it or dismiss it. But if someone adds a swear word it really makes my day! I feel genuine happiness! It's like if someone says I'm pretty..I think "you're just being nice". But dirty it up a little and it's no longer some dull nicety said in civil conversation.

I was on my way to a nightclub Saturday night and one of my friends asked me if I'd noticed one of the guys flirting with me earlier. I obviously hadn't 'cause I'm thick as a sandwich made of 2 planks and a walrus. She then said to me in reference to my popularity of late "you're like fucking Miss America!". Gosh, I think that's one of the best compliments I've ever had!

1. Because I didn't realise I've been popular; and
2. Because I really want someone to screw America ;)

When I was traveling through Thailand (alone) I met a miscellaneous group of 3 guys who were friends. One of them, a Canadian who I was rather enamoured of, stated when he found out it was my first time overseas that I was "pretty F***ing good for a first timer". This rocked my world and filled me full of hormone based confidence!!!

Damn that was an awesome trip!

Signing off..I'm 5 mins late to class (which means I'm getting better)